Our kids are so wildly different from one another that it often makes our weekends positively bipolar, leaving neither them — nor us — feeling satisfied by the ... Read More
I’m trying to figure out if I am more shocked, awed and angered at James Comey’s unceremonious dismissal or, frankly, deeply ambivalent. On October 28, 2016 — t... Read More
So, I’ve been sleeping — a lot. A deep, oxycodone-induced slumber that lasted for hours of oblivion at a time. Before you call child services, I have a confessi... Read More
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Getting away from my kids makes me a better mother. That’s right: the more drinking and dancing I do with my girlfriends while no... Read More
Last week, in another deft-defying move, DJ Trump signed one of his nifty executive orders — this time revoking the Fair Pay and Safe Workspaces order. And, in ... Read More
If there is one thing — and it’s the only thing — about Trump’s candidacy and, barf, presidency that I am thankful for it is that it improved relations between ... Read More
There were 2 Heathers in my New Mom Support Group at the Upper West Side prenatal yoga center: “Hot Heather” and “Medium Heather.” (Our husbands named them to a... Read More
When I was 9 years old, my parents sent me to summer camp in Maine. (And later to Weight Watchers camp — but more on that another time). Anyway, I hated it. Hat... Read More
